Trashcan Millionaire

I am born way too smart

I smell my, own superficial farts

I am a brainless and happy Amoeba

I am the product of J. R. R. Tolkiens Sheloba

I hear things

I know how to read fact-checked certified links

for me, it doens’t matter who can or can’t sing

There is no eternal sin

I am on my, own red-blooded kingpin

I know my chosen candidate will surely win

I elect only…